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Mm. Okay let me show you,

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okay so I got this tattoo

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to remind me to always
be true to myself.

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And I got this tattoo

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to remind me that no
matter how bad shit gets,

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- you just have to laugh.
- Yeah.

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And then I got this one

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to remind me to always trust myself.

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Oh.

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I got this one so I remember to breathe.

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Oh I forgot to get that...

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Oh. (GASPING)

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<i>Oh.</i>

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Ooph.

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Okay.

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("DANCING UNDERWATER" BY BRAVE SHORES)

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<i>? Me and my friends
will spike the punch, ?</i>

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<i>? Running in the party
we'll start the fun ?</i>

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<i>? Get fancy ?</i>

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<i>? Hey, Hey ?</i>

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<i>? There's no clouds
its just the sun ?</i>

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<i>? Living in times that
are meant for fun, yeah ?</i>

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<i>? Hold your breath a little longer ?</i>

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<i>? Let's go dancing underwater ?</i>

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<i>? Oh, oh, oh oh ?</i>

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SIENNA: <i>Oh my god, this Wild Fest</i>

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is going to be the best ever.

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- <i>Yeah. Yeah.
- Woo!</i>

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You know what, I heard that they almost

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booked Robin for the main stage.

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- Robin?
- Yes.

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- Almost. Yeah.
- Wow.

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Good. Good.

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I hear it's only going to rain
three out of the four days, so.

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- Amazing.
- Yeah.

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I heard the food truck
has something called,

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nacho risotto ball
sundaes, like, so extra,

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I hear there's a Ziploc bag
full of LSD in my vagina.

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No I didn't hear it, I put
it in and I sealed it tight.

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- You're so smart. You're so smart.
- Thank you.

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GREETER: <i>Hey guys welcome to Wild Fest.</i>

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What kind of package
would you like to buy?

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Um, what are our options?

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GREETER: <i>Well, for $400 you
can buy the premium package</i>

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<i>this gets you access
to a secret bathroom</i>

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on the other side of the
grounds that only like,

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three or four hundred people know about.

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- Do you have anything like more expensive?
- Yeah.

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I'm just looking to spend
a little bit more money.

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For sixty bucks more you can
get the VIP Platinum package

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and with this package
you get this lanyard

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that says VIP Platinum

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<i>and access to the beer tent</i>

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that is selling two types of beer.

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(GASPS) Sienna, it's two types of beer.

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- That's amazing.
- SIENNA: <i>Okay, yeah let's do it.</i>

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That's the one.

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Do you first.

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Take a picture of that,
okay you guys are set.

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SHORT HAIR WOMAN: <i>Thank you.</i>

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What is that one?

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GREETER: <i>Well this</i>

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is our Platinum Cruiser package.

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<i>For $700 you can get
in my friend Dan's car,</i>

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that's parked right over there,

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<i>and he will drive you to your home.</i>

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It's the best package we have.

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Wait a minute,

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so if I pay more than
them I can go home,

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sleep in my own bed

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and no one will barf near me?

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Yes that's correct.

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And it includes three original photos

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that you can post on social media

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so it makes it look like
you were here the whole time.

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- (GASPS) Sold.
- What?

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Come on, you're such a...

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Sucks to be you bitches.

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Oh, there you go.

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Okay, well, we can just go find
a dry patch of grass for the tent.

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SIENNA: <i>I guess so.</i>

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Does this pass come with Lyme disease?

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Oh Lyme disease is extra.

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Oh, okay.

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BARISTA: <i>Vanilla latte.</i>

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WOMAN: <i>Oh sorry.</i>

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WHITE JACKET WOMAN: <i>I'm sorry.</i>

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- WOMAN: <i>No I'm sorry.
- Is that yours?</i>

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- I don't know, is that...
- I don't know.

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- I'm not sure, you know what?
- I'm really sorry.

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You take it. I'll get the next one.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Okay.

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Thank you, that's really nice of you.

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Oh of course.

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Yeah, um, I,

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I haven't really ever
seen you around in here.

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Do you, um...

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Do you come here often or?

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Oh that's a line but I like it.

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- No, it's good. I'm so sorry.
- I can't believe I said that.

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I'm, I'm at the, god I'm an idiot.

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I'm at a medical conference
across the street.

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- I'm a surgeon.
- <i>Oh wow that's hot.</i>

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Thank you.

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I said that too, out loud, okay.

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You have such a nice smile,
are you? You're a model.

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Am I? No.

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That was terrible, that was bad.

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(IN UNISON) Um...

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So do you want to go for a drink?

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That's awkward.

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I just, I'm not used
to doing that in person.

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- Yeah. I know, it's on...
- Normally it's on this.

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Here maybe we can see...

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SURGEON: <i>How do we uh... </i>

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Let's match 'cause this
way we will find each other.

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And how do we match?

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- Are you on Tinder?
- Um, yeah.

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SURGEON: <i>'Cause I still can't find you.</i>

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WHITE JACKET WOMAN:
<i>No I know, I'm looking.</i>

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(IN UNISON) Just trying to match,

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we're going to match.

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- And then it's going to be great.
- It's gonna be so good.

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SURGEON: <i>Are you on...
o you have Bumble?</i>

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Um, no I don't.

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<i>I can download it though.</i>

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You should download the Bumble.

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I will download the Bumble and then...

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We keep trying to match

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and hopefully the next few months...

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We get to go out.

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Yeah that would be great,

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then we, we match.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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This is great.

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This is great. It was so nice that...

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- I will find you.
- I will find you.

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No, not if I find you first.

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- Okay. Fingers crossed.
- Fingers crossed.

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- Okay. Wow.
- <i>Yes.</i>

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SURGEON: <i>Keep swiping.</i>

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It's so hard to meet
people in this city.

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SURGEON: <i>Have you downloaded it yet?</i>

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Yes it's got a great finish,

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it's got a wonderful mouth
feel and it goes down smooth

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and the wine's great too.

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Anyway, those are all
our mid-price Merlots.

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Oh, and since you're going
to a housewarming party

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<i>here's something a little special,</i>

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- this is a preserving agent.
- <i>Ah.</i>

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If you have a left over half bottle

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you just spray it inside

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and it will keep it
fresh for up to ten days.

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Okay. Okay well, where, um...

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where do I get that?

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Oh you can buy it right here, 12.99.

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Oh no no no, I mean the, uh,

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the half bottle of wine,

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<i>where do I,</i>

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<i>where do I get that?</i>

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CLERK: <i>Oh well if you've</i>

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had part of a bottle of
wine, say one or two glasses,

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but you can't finish it...

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Um, I'm sorry I don't... I don't follow.

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Well if you're on your own or something.

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Mhm, okay.

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So you can't drink the whole bottle.

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Why?

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Because it's just you...

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Just me, exactly.

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- Okay, I'm so sorry.
- I'm sorry.

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CUSTOMER: <i>No I'm sorry,</i>

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Okay, sorry, just walk me through this.

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Okay we'll start at the beginning.

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- So I have this bottle of wine.
- Yes.

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And I drink it.

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Well in this case as I mentioned,

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you don't drink all of it,

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<i>some of the wine remains,</i>

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remains in the bottle.

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- Ooooh I'm so sorry.
- No. That was me.

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Oh I get it, okay,
okay, okay. It's okay.

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So I have this bottle of wine

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and I don't drink all of it.

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Exactly.

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Okay, right away.

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<i>I wait until the stupid
kids have gone to bed</i>

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and then I get my
husband out of the house.

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I have him walk the dog or
something stupid like that.

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I put on Showgirls

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<i>and then of course when
the kids come downstairs</i>

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because they've woken up

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- I take this can...
- Uh-huh.

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And I spray it all over the room

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- <i>to make them think that they're dreaming.
- (COUGHING)</i>

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And then I, I send them back upstairs

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to go to bed and then I

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drink more wine?

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Yeah that's it. You know what?

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How 'bout I just sell
you a second bottle

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and, uh, we'll call it a day.

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Alright. Well sell me a case
and we'll call it a week.

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It's right over in the corner there.

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Yep.

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I was never here.

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(SOFT ROMANTIC INSTRUMENTAL)

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What a beautiful night.

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Sure is.

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Not as beautiful as you.

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Whatever.

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I don't... I don't know, I've just,

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I've never been this happy before.

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Do I make you happy too?

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More than anything.

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Well would you make me the happiest
man in the world and marry me

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for a little bit?

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Oh my god.

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Yes! Yes!

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I will be your first wife.

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("WEDDING MARCH")

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Lisa when I first met you

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I knew you were the only woman

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I want to spend the next
several years of my life with.

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I promise to love you,

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and honour you like a queen

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for the rest of however long

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we feel like giving this a go.

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Jeff you are the only
man for me at this point.

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I want to grow middle-aged
with you at least.

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Lisa do you take Jeff to be your
lawfully wedded husband for a spell?

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I do.

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And Jeff do you take Lisa to
be your lawfully wedded wife

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for as long as you can handle it?

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I do.

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Jeff you may now kiss your first wife.

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- ("WEDDING MARCH")
- (CHEERS AND CLAPPING)

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?

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I'm sorry.

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He's gone.

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We never even got a
chance to get a divorce.

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It was, um,

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God's will my child.

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But trust that you will
be reunited in heaven.

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- For a bit.
- I mean, for a bit.

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Oh yeah, like a year or
two, not all of eternity.

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- That's up to you.
- No no no, no no no.

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Like, maybe a week.

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Heaven's a busy place.

250
00:08:21,867 --> 00:08:24,536
<i>? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ?</i>

251
00:08:27,269 --> 00:08:29,604
<i>? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ?</i>

252
00:08:33,242 --> 00:08:35,243
BILLY: <i>Hey dude, dude
dude dude dude dude,</i>

253
00:08:36,145 --> 00:08:37,745
You gotta check it out.

254
00:08:37,780 --> 00:08:39,080
Whoa!

255
00:08:39,114 --> 00:08:41,082
Whoa bro man, like,

256
00:08:41,116 --> 00:08:44,085
that is like a real cutie man.

257
00:08:44,119 --> 00:08:45,119
BILLY: <i>Check this out.</i>

258
00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:46,320
- Check it out.
- Okay.

259
00:08:47,189 --> 00:08:48,456
Hey sweetie.

260
00:08:48,824 --> 00:08:51,092
Hey sweetie, you got
a little smile for me?

261
00:08:51,126 --> 00:08:52,927
Hey, hey baby,

262
00:08:52,961 --> 00:08:55,696
hey baby, why don't
you smile for me baby,

263
00:08:55,731 --> 00:08:56,764
come on, come on,

264
00:08:56,799 --> 00:08:58,566
give me a little smile,
what's the matter?

265
00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,078
What's the matter? Come
on just a little one.

266
00:09:00,102 --> 00:09:01,102
Give me a little smile.

267
00:09:01,103 --> 00:09:02,313
Come on, come on, come on, come on.

268
00:09:02,337 --> 00:09:03,915
- DONNY: <i>Come on baby.
- Come on, come on, come on.</i>

269
00:09:03,939 --> 00:09:05,273
<i>Hey you got a little smile,</i>

270
00:09:05,307 --> 00:09:06,941
<i>you got a smile for Billy?</i>

271
00:09:06,975 --> 00:09:09,076
DONNY: <i>Dude, dude she just smiled at me.</i>

272
00:09:09,111 --> 00:09:10,111
<i>Did you see that?</i>

273
00:09:10,112 --> 00:09:11,112
<i>She smiled right at me.</i>

274
00:09:11,113 --> 00:09:12,613
Ah so cute I want to eat those toes.

275
00:09:12,648 --> 00:09:13,915
I'm going to eat those toes.

276
00:09:13,949 --> 00:09:15,116
Ah man, Donny, Donny,

277
00:09:15,150 --> 00:09:16,761
you're going to make such
a great dad someday man.

278
00:09:16,785 --> 00:09:19,320
Ah man, we're going to make
great dads both of us, man.

279
00:09:19,354 --> 00:09:21,166
Yeah I just gotta... I
gotta meet the right person.

280
00:09:21,190 --> 00:09:22,623
Yeah.

281
00:09:22,658 --> 00:09:23,991
I have already.

282
00:09:24,026 --> 00:09:25,293
Who?

283
00:09:26,462 --> 00:09:27,829
(GRUNT) (MOAN)

284
00:09:28,630 --> 00:09:30,765
(HEAVY BREATHING)

285
00:09:30,799 --> 00:09:32,166
WOMAN: <i>No! Oh!</i>

286
00:09:34,036 --> 00:09:36,270
I'm going to give you a choice,

287
00:09:36,305 --> 00:09:40,141
(A) I can keep hitting you until
you give me the information.

288
00:09:40,175 --> 00:09:43,544
(B) I can just shoot you right now.

289
00:09:43,579 --> 00:09:46,414
Or (C) you can walk out
that door a free woman.

290
00:09:47,916 --> 00:09:49,750
Ah, C?

291
00:09:52,521 --> 00:09:53,855
You sure about that?

292
00:09:53,889 --> 00:09:55,323
Yeah, yeah.

293
00:09:55,357 --> 00:09:56,824
I know that.

294
00:09:56,859 --> 00:09:58,226
Well okay.

295
00:09:58,260 --> 00:10:03,831
(SUSPENSEFUL INSTRUMENTAL)

296
00:10:03,866 --> 00:10:07,034
Oh no, no no no,

297
00:10:07,069 --> 00:10:08,369
please please please,

298
00:10:08,403 --> 00:10:09,604
no, ah, ah (GASPS).

299
00:10:14,276 --> 00:10:15,476
After you.

300
00:10:16,912 --> 00:10:18,079
Thanks.

301
00:10:25,287 --> 00:10:28,122
I was just really hoping
she'd choose A, you know.

302
00:10:28,156 --> 00:10:31,259
Yeah yeah you... you
really got to work on, uh,

303
00:10:31,293 --> 00:10:33,227
you know, communicating what you need

304
00:10:33,262 --> 00:10:34,395
otherwise, you know,

305
00:10:34,429 --> 00:10:36,430
you're never going to get what you want.

306
00:10:36,932 --> 00:10:39,110
I know. I mean, I know she's
not a mind reader it's just-

307
00:10:39,134 --> 00:10:41,269
No, it takes like ten
thousand hours to be a pro.

308
00:10:41,303 --> 00:10:42,503
BLONDE: <i>Exactly. Exactly.</i>

309
00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:45,306
BOSS: <i>Okay deadline check in time.</i>

310
00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:46,841
Andrea where are we at?

311
00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:49,677
I am almost done my opinion
piece on the word tomboy

312
00:10:49,711 --> 00:10:52,013
and its effect on the gender
identity of little girls.

313
00:10:52,047 --> 00:10:53,091
BOSS: <i>Okay, fantastic. Shya?</i>

314
00:10:53,115 --> 00:10:54,448
Oh, I'm writing a response piece

315
00:10:54,483 --> 00:10:55,950
decrying her opinion piece

316
00:10:55,984 --> 00:10:57,218
as misguided and dangerous.

317
00:10:57,252 --> 00:10:58,252
Okay, fantastic.

318
00:10:58,253 --> 00:10:59,297
Bev what do you have for me?

319
00:10:59,321 --> 00:11:01,132
I'm writing an open letter
to my newborn daughter.

320
00:11:01,156 --> 00:11:02,957
Ah disgusting, I love it.

321
00:11:02,991 --> 00:11:03,991
Colby?

322
00:11:03,992 --> 00:11:06,227
I'm writing a response
piece to the open letter

323
00:11:06,261 --> 00:11:08,229
from the viewpoint of
the newborn daughter

324
00:11:08,263 --> 00:11:09,407
writing an open letter to her mother.

325
00:11:09,431 --> 00:11:10,898
Oh, love it, fantastic.

326
00:11:10,933 --> 00:11:13,144
COLBY: <i>The piece is mostly
goos and gahs it's pre-verbal.</i>

327
00:11:13,168 --> 00:11:15,236
Okay Shya, can you
write me an open letter

328
00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:16,748
to the open letter that Colby's writing

329
00:11:16,772 --> 00:11:18,573
in the voice of her newborn daughter

330
00:11:18,607 --> 00:11:20,274
addressing the response piece

331
00:11:20,309 --> 00:11:22,977
to Andrea's tomboy opinion piece

332
00:11:23,011 --> 00:11:25,279
but can you do it in
the voice of that voice

333
00:11:25,314 --> 00:11:26,314
on the show "The Voice".

334
00:11:26,348 --> 00:11:27,358
I've already done it, hun.

335
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:28,382
Love you.

336
00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:29,984
And Bev, finally, can
you just write me...

337
00:11:30,018 --> 00:11:31,953
A response piece to Shya's piece.

338
00:11:31,987 --> 00:11:32,987
Ah no, no actually,

339
00:11:32,988 --> 00:11:34,622
just like a... (CLEARS THROAT)

340
00:11:34,656 --> 00:11:36,123
just a cheque for twenty bucks,

341
00:11:36,158 --> 00:11:38,159
I'm a bit short on cash right now.

342
00:11:38,193 --> 00:11:39,627
- Sure.
- Thanks.

343
00:11:39,661 --> 00:11:41,295
Sorry they don't pay
us much at the blog.

344
00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:42,630
Yeah, I get it.

345
00:11:42,664 --> 00:11:43,965
BOSS: <i>Appreciate it.</i>

346
00:11:43,999 --> 00:11:45,833
BEV: <i>Are you going to
pay me back this time?</i>

347
00:11:47,035 --> 00:11:48,336
Just got a couple things to do.

348
00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:49,570
Okay.

349
00:11:55,344 --> 00:11:59,680
Hey, I just covered up a
huge pimple, can you tell?

350
00:12:00,816 --> 00:12:02,116
- Not at all.
- Oh good.

351
00:12:02,150 --> 00:12:04,785
Um, I'm wearing Spanx, can you tell?

352
00:12:04,820 --> 00:12:07,822
Nope, totally invisible.

353
00:12:07,856 --> 00:12:09,690
Wooo, I just had a, uh,

354
00:12:09,725 --> 00:12:11,626
good old cry in the bathroom,

355
00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:12,960
can you tell?

356
00:12:12,995 --> 00:12:14,528
Oh, not even a little bit.

357
00:12:14,563 --> 00:12:16,130
Okay. Whoa.

358
00:12:16,164 --> 00:12:18,165
I claimed my cat as a
dependent on my taxes,

359
00:12:19,334 --> 00:12:20,534
can you tell?

360
00:12:20,569 --> 00:12:23,137
No. But great idea.

361
00:12:23,171 --> 00:12:25,973
Guys, I am sleeping with the boss,

362
00:12:26,008 --> 00:12:27,408
can you tell?

363
00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:29,510
- Ah no, you've nailed it.
- Oh.

364
00:12:29,544 --> 00:12:30,711
Good work.

365
00:12:35,884 --> 00:12:37,051
Hello.

366
00:12:38,053 --> 00:12:39,387
I stay up late at night

367
00:12:39,421 --> 00:12:41,589
stalking my ex-boyfriend
and his new girlfriend

368
00:12:41,623 --> 00:12:43,024
and I take pictures of them

369
00:12:43,058 --> 00:12:44,869
and I take those pictures
and I throw them in the fire

370
00:12:44,893 --> 00:12:47,728
and I watch them burn
while I binge eat Cheetos.

371
00:12:48,397 --> 00:12:50,031
Can you tell?

372
00:12:50,065 --> 00:12:51,899
Uh, a little bit.

373
00:12:51,933 --> 00:12:53,200
Oh, really.

374
00:12:53,235 --> 00:12:55,069
Maybe if you put your hair up.

375
00:12:56,405 --> 00:12:58,516
- Oh yeah that's better.
- Much better, looks great.

376
00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:00,541
(MUTUAL AGREEMENT IN UNISON)

377
00:13:01,043 --> 00:13:02,754
CRAZY HAIR WOMAN:
<i>Do you guys want a Cheeto?</i>

378
00:13:02,778 --> 00:13:05,012
- I'm, I'm okay for now.
- I'm going to pass.

379
00:13:05,047 --> 00:13:06,847
Yeah, hard pass, thanks.

380
00:13:06,882 --> 00:13:08,883
So they named the baby Dragon

381
00:13:08,917 --> 00:13:10,751
and they never heard
from the therapist again.

382
00:13:10,786 --> 00:13:12,053
What?

383
00:13:14,556 --> 00:13:17,024
- That is crazy, bananas.
- It's crazy.

384
00:13:17,059 --> 00:13:18,059
Thanks for dinner.

385
00:13:18,060 --> 00:13:19,060
- Oh you're welcome.
- How was it?

386
00:13:19,061 --> 00:13:20,204
Oh it's great, thank you so much.

387
00:13:20,228 --> 00:13:22,029
Yeah, really nice, thank you so much.

388
00:13:22,064 --> 00:13:23,864
Thank you so much. Oh
I almost forgot my card.

389
00:13:23,899 --> 00:13:25,043
Well what's next for you ladies?

390
00:13:25,067 --> 00:13:27,068
Uh, next?

391
00:13:27,102 --> 00:13:28,279
Yeah, where are you headed now?

392
00:13:28,303 --> 00:13:29,770
It's after eight pm.

393
00:13:29,805 --> 00:13:31,906
Right, so what's the
next event after this?

394
00:13:31,940 --> 00:13:33,274
Gonna hit up a bar?

395
00:13:33,308 --> 00:13:35,743
Maybe see some live music, dance.

396
00:13:37,679 --> 00:13:39,413
No no, I'm going home.

397
00:13:39,448 --> 00:13:41,115
It's like bedtime in half an hour.

398
00:13:42,117 --> 00:13:43,918
- After this.
- After this.

399
00:13:43,952 --> 00:13:46,954
Imagine we just left
here and we did something?

400
00:13:48,457 --> 00:13:49,457
After this?

401
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:54,028
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

402
00:13:54,062 --> 00:13:56,063
After this, after this.

403
00:13:56,098 --> 00:13:58,199
(LAUGHING)

404
00:13:58,233 --> 00:14:00,201
- After this.
- <i>I'm sorry. I'm sorry.</i>

405
00:14:00,235 --> 00:14:02,369
It's too good. After this.

406
00:14:02,404 --> 00:14:05,372
WHITE SHIRT WOMAN: <i>Let's
do some Ecstasy after this.</i>

407
00:14:05,407 --> 00:14:07,241
Goof balls, we'll do some goof balls,

408
00:14:07,275 --> 00:14:10,644
we'll do, do a bunch of coke
and dance on bars after this.

409
00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:14,081
Ah ahhh!

410
00:14:14,116 --> 00:14:15,750
BLACK SHIRT WOMAN: <i>Oh my gosh.</i>

411
00:14:15,784 --> 00:14:21,956
Ah ah ah alright, should we go?

412
00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:24,091
Oh yeah it's 8:05, we
should probably head back.

413
00:14:24,126 --> 00:14:25,126
Yeah yeah, okay.

414
00:14:25,127 --> 00:14:26,137
Well, see ya in another six months.

415
00:14:26,161 --> 00:14:27,495
Okay, see ya.

416
00:14:27,529 --> 00:14:29,663
I can't wait to tell
Frank about this one.

417
00:14:29,698 --> 00:14:30,698
After this.

418
00:14:30,699 --> 00:14:33,334
Facebook status update. After this.

419
00:14:33,368 --> 00:14:36,137
WHITE SHIRT WOMAN:
<i>Yeah stay out after this.</i>

420
00:14:36,171 --> 00:14:37,638
<i>Oh, shit I'm drunk.</i>

421
00:14:39,007 --> 00:14:41,342
<i>? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ?</i>

422
00:14:44,794 --> 00:14:47,129
<i>? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ?</i>

423
00:14:53,403 --> 00:14:54,703
It's a beautiful day.

424
00:14:54,737 --> 00:14:56,138
What a lovely morning.

425
00:14:57,941 --> 00:14:59,385
WOMAN ON RIGHT: <i>Shall
we head to the shops?</i>

426
00:14:59,409 --> 00:15:01,053
WOMAN ON LEFT: <i>I would
love to head to the shops.</i>

427
00:15:01,077 --> 00:15:02,478
FRANTIC WOMAN: <i>Oh my god!</i>

428
00:15:03,613 --> 00:15:05,447
Oh my god!

429
00:15:05,482 --> 00:15:07,382
It's happened!

430
00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:09,551
Ah, it's really happened!

431
00:15:09,586 --> 00:15:10,919
How did this happen?

432
00:15:10,954 --> 00:15:11,954
<i>How did this happen?!</i>

433
00:15:11,955 --> 00:15:15,424
<i>Wait, was the government overthrown?</i>

434
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:16,959
Why are you in these bonnets?

435
00:15:16,993 --> 00:15:18,594
Who forced you?!

436
00:15:18,628 --> 00:15:20,629
<i>Who forced you to wear the bonnets?</i>

437
00:15:21,998 --> 00:15:23,465
(IN UNISON) Anna Wintour.

438
00:15:27,637 --> 00:15:29,104
(IN UNISON) In her name.

439
00:15:29,138 --> 00:15:30,339
Oh.

440
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:31,984
WOMAN ON RIGHT: <i>Shall
we head to the shops?</i>

441
00:15:32,008 --> 00:15:33,008
To the shops.

442
00:15:33,042 --> 00:15:35,110
Sorry I couldn't hear
you before, the bonnet.

443
00:15:35,144 --> 00:15:37,346
- What shops?
- <i>Makes it difficult.</i>

444
00:15:37,380 --> 00:15:39,214
Which shops did you go to?

445
00:15:40,884 --> 00:15:42,985
Gigi it's Marigold,
are you near the shops?

446
00:15:43,019 --> 00:15:45,053
Okay, you need to go
in and get me a bonnet.

447
00:15:45,088 --> 00:15:46,832
I've got a larger
circumference than most people.

448
00:15:46,856 --> 00:15:48,033
I don't know, I have very large eyes.

449
00:15:48,057 --> 00:15:50,058
- REPORTER: <i>If you guys are ready?</i>
- BEV: <i>Are you ready?</i>

450
00:15:49,993 --> 00:15:51,426
SARAH: <i>Do I have too much gloss on?</i>

451
00:15:51,461 --> 00:15:52,671
Just relax be yourselves,
you'll be great.

452
00:15:52,695 --> 00:15:54,162
- Okay.
- Okay.

453
00:15:54,197 --> 00:15:55,464
And in 5,4...

454
00:15:58,134 --> 00:15:59,445
The landscape of the modern family

455
00:15:59,469 --> 00:16:02,104
has changed so much
in the last few years.

456
00:16:02,138 --> 00:16:03,472
Bev, Sarah,

457
00:16:03,506 --> 00:16:06,108
<i>your family is actually on the
leading edge of this change.</i>

458
00:16:06,142 --> 00:16:08,343
JARED: <i>Baaaa baaaaa!</i>

459
00:16:08,378 --> 00:16:10,479
Jared! <i>(JARED SCREAMING)</i>

460
00:16:10,513 --> 00:16:11,980
Come on, settle down buddy.

461
00:16:12,649 --> 00:16:14,449
Love him. Love him.

462
00:16:14,484 --> 00:16:15,617
We both love Jared.

463
00:16:15,652 --> 00:16:16,652
Oh, ow, buddy.

464
00:16:16,686 --> 00:16:18,887
Come on, come on, yeah
love Jared, good kid.

465
00:16:18,922 --> 00:16:19,922
Good kid.

466
00:16:19,923 --> 00:16:22,024
Now what makes your story so interesting

467
00:16:22,058 --> 00:16:24,326
is that you're both parenting Jared

468
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,504
but you're not a romantic couple.

469
00:16:25,528 --> 00:16:26,528
That's right.

470
00:16:26,529 --> 00:16:27,896
Well, uh...

471
00:16:27,931 --> 00:16:30,175
REPORTER: <i>So you're taking a
very open approach to parenting?</i>

472
00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:31,700
We're co-parenting

473
00:16:31,734 --> 00:16:32,834
but we're not a couple.

474
00:16:32,869 --> 00:16:34,169
Yeah but we, uh,

475
00:16:34,203 --> 00:16:36,371
we do spend an awful
lot of time together.

476
00:16:36,406 --> 00:16:38,206
But it's... it's not romantic time?

477
00:16:38,241 --> 00:16:39,441
No, not at all.

478
00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:41,209
Well, sure, so...

479
00:16:41,244 --> 00:16:43,345
- Ow, uh, Jared, come on buddy.
- Jared.

480
00:16:43,379 --> 00:16:44,379
Come on buddy.

481
00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:45,380
Now Bev,

482
00:16:45,381 --> 00:16:47,683
how did you come to be in Sarah's life?

483
00:16:47,717 --> 00:16:50,652
BEV: <i>Sarah and I had an
instant connection, um... </i>

484
00:16:50,687 --> 00:16:52,654
SARAH: <i>Bev was at the house a lot.</i>

485
00:16:52,689 --> 00:16:56,692
BEV: <i>Well, you know, I wasn't
there a lot I wouldn't say.</i>

486
00:16:56,726 --> 00:16:59,328
SARAH: <i>She was just
always there at the house.</i>

487
00:16:59,362 --> 00:17:01,663
Yeah, I wouldn't say always,
I wasn't always there.

488
00:17:01,698 --> 00:17:02,698
Quite a bit.

489
00:17:02,699 --> 00:17:05,000
Yeah, you know, every once in a while.

490
00:17:05,034 --> 00:17:06,034
SARAH: <i>Five or six nights a week.</i>

491
00:17:06,035 --> 00:17:07,836
Well where there's a will there's a way.

492
00:17:07,870 --> 00:17:10,172
And so are you
co-habitating at the moment?

493
00:17:10,206 --> 00:17:11,206
That's the thing,

494
00:17:11,207 --> 00:17:13,087
you don't have to live
together to co-parent.

495
00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:15,711
BEV: <i>Yeah, I mean, I um,</i>

496
00:17:15,745 --> 00:17:18,347
I chose to just pitch
a tent just back here.

497
00:17:18,381 --> 00:17:19,892
<i>Yeah just keep a tent
right close to the house.</i>

498
00:17:19,916 --> 00:17:21,026
SARAH: <i>She's the outdoorsy type.</i>

499
00:17:21,050 --> 00:17:22,517
But even with all this,

500
00:17:22,552 --> 00:17:25,554
there's no romantic
connection whatsoever?

501
00:17:25,588 --> 00:17:27,255
SARAH: <i>There doesn't have to be.</i>

502
00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:29,134
I mean you don't need to
be romantically involved

503
00:17:29,158 --> 00:17:30,592
to be a family and parent

504
00:17:30,627 --> 00:17:32,571
and I think that's what
society needs to understand.

505
00:17:32,595 --> 00:17:35,130
You know, but, uh,

506
00:17:35,164 --> 00:17:37,232
some romance, you know,

507
00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:38,467
<i>some day could be nice.</i>

508
00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:41,470
Like we're partners in parenting
but we're not, not in love.

509
00:17:41,504 --> 00:17:44,072
But, you know, but
there is some love there.

510
00:17:44,107 --> 00:17:46,141
<i>Hey, that's a present for your mom!</i>

511
00:17:46,175 --> 00:17:48,310
SARAH: <i>I'm always like Bev</i>

512
00:17:48,344 --> 00:17:49,421
why don't you get out there,

513
00:17:49,445 --> 00:17:51,346
get out there and date, do it.

514
00:17:51,381 --> 00:17:53,015
And so I have her on Tinder

515
00:17:53,049 --> 00:17:55,183
and I put her on OkCupid,

516
00:17:55,218 --> 00:17:56,451
- Snatchchat.
- Ah.

517
00:17:56,486 --> 00:17:57,896
BEV: <i>We're not, we're not
dating, wouldn't do that.</i>

518
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,888
I... I have a date tonight actually.

519
00:17:59,922 --> 00:18:01,266
REPORTER: <i>Oh, would you
like to talk about that?</i>

520
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,758
- Sure.
- Uh, tonight?

521
00:18:03,793 --> 00:18:07,763
Uh, tonight is, um, Spaghetti Thursday.

522
00:18:07,797 --> 00:18:09,731
It'll be Spaghetti
Thursday for you and Jared

523
00:18:09,766 --> 00:18:12,067
I'm going to go out with Alison.

524
00:18:12,101 --> 00:18:13,568
Alison?

525
00:18:13,603 --> 00:18:14,603
Um.

526
00:18:14,637 --> 00:18:16,104
REPORTER: <i>Well, you've sold me.</i>

527
00:18:17,273 --> 00:18:19,074
<i>Co-parenting, no romance,</i>

528
00:18:19,108 --> 00:18:21,443
on behalf of the whole
country congratulations.

529
00:18:21,477 --> 00:18:23,278
- Okay.
- No matter what,

530
00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:24,513
it's you and me.

531
00:18:25,615 --> 00:18:26,815
- Thank you.
- Boop.

532
00:18:26,849 --> 00:18:28,627
REPORTER: <i>Well there you
have it, family redefined,</i>

533
00:18:28,651 --> 00:18:31,319
<i>it's a brave new world
for this real life</i>

534
00:18:31,354 --> 00:18:32,621
modern family.

535
00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:33,989
It really works for us.

536
00:18:34,023 --> 00:18:36,692
Yeah, I mean Alison though, what's that?

537
00:18:36,726 --> 00:18:38,460
Jared come on buddy!

538
00:18:38,494 --> 00:18:40,328
Come on, I've got to
sleep there tonight.

539
00:18:41,164 --> 00:18:42,675
REPORTER: <i>Back to you
in the studio Dale.</i>

540
00:18:42,699 --> 00:18:47,669
(DANCE MUSIC)

541
00:18:47,704 --> 00:18:56,144
?

542
00:18:56,179 --> 00:18:57,412
Hey.

543
00:18:57,447 --> 00:18:58,447
What'll it be?

544
00:18:58,448 --> 00:18:59,481
Answers.

545
00:18:59,515 --> 00:19:02,751
I'm Detective Diesel,
this is my partner.

546
00:19:02,785 --> 00:19:04,119
Detective Hardcrack.

547
00:19:04,153 --> 00:19:05,364
DETECTIVE DIESEL: <i>You know
anything about a dancer named</i>

548
00:19:05,388 --> 00:19:07,656
- Blaster Meadwell?
- No.

549
00:19:09,192 --> 00:19:10,392
This ring any bells?

550
00:19:11,828 --> 00:19:12,961
Sure.

551
00:19:12,995 --> 00:19:15,363
<i>It's Angel Steel,</i> dances nights.

552
00:19:15,398 --> 00:19:16,398
DETECTIVE DIESEL: <i>Not anymore,</i>

553
00:19:16,399 --> 00:19:18,233
unless the dead can dance.

554
00:19:21,838 --> 00:19:23,918
Detective Hardcrack <i>What
can you tell us about Angel?</i>

555
00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:26,842
Not much, nice kid, single dad.

556
00:19:26,876 --> 00:19:28,877
You, uh, mind if we
go talk to the peelers?

557
00:19:30,513 --> 00:19:35,484
(SLOW DANCE MUSIC)

558
00:19:35,518 --> 00:19:39,688
?

559
00:19:39,722 --> 00:19:41,757
Hey, (CLICKING) sweet cheeks,

560
00:19:41,791 --> 00:19:43,225
<i>take a look at this.</i>

561
00:19:44,293 --> 00:19:46,394
Yeah that's the new kid.

562
00:19:46,429 --> 00:19:48,864
Hey Romeo, you're friends with Angel.

563
00:19:48,898 --> 00:19:51,867
Yeah, but I haven't seen
him in a few days though.

564
00:19:51,901 --> 00:19:52,934
Why?

565
00:19:52,969 --> 00:19:54,236
He's dead.

566
00:19:56,906 --> 00:19:58,217
DETECTIVE DIESEL: <i>Angel
have any trouble lately,</i>

567
00:19:58,241 --> 00:20:00,242
<i>any regulars that got too friendly?</i>

568
00:20:01,611 --> 00:20:02,911
Look I don't want any trouble.

569
00:20:02,945 --> 00:20:05,247
I'm just working to put
myself through actuary school.

570
00:20:05,281 --> 00:20:06,759
DETECTIVE HARDCRACK:
<i>Save us the sob story kid,</i>

571
00:20:06,783 --> 00:20:08,416
we think there's a serial killer

572
00:20:08,451 --> 00:20:10,152
targeting the dancers here at Dinxxx

573
00:20:10,186 --> 00:20:11,753
and with your looks and your figure,

574
00:20:11,788 --> 00:20:12,788
you could be next.

575
00:20:12,789 --> 00:20:13,922
That how you want to end up?

576
00:20:13,956 --> 00:20:14,956
<i>Glittery and dead?</i>

577
00:20:14,957 --> 00:20:16,958
<i>Is it? Is it?</i>

578
00:20:16,959 --> 00:20:17,959
DETECTIVE DIESEL: <i>Easy Hardcrack,</i>

579
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,495
look you're scaring the poor boy.

580
00:20:20,530 --> 00:20:21,997
Sorry Diesel,

581
00:20:22,031 --> 00:20:23,799
Bobby left me this morning,

582
00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:25,167
he took the ferrets.

583
00:20:25,201 --> 00:20:26,802
DETECTIVE DIESEL: <i>Listen sweetheart,</i>

584
00:20:26,836 --> 00:20:29,471
you remember anything you call me,

585
00:20:29,505 --> 00:20:30,806
even if you don't,

586
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,040
call me.

587
00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:35,811
Mmm, what can I say,

588
00:20:35,845 --> 00:20:37,646
dudes dig Detective Diesel.

589
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:39,447
(CHUCKLES) That they do.

590
00:20:39,482 --> 00:20:40,982
Alright gentlemen,

591
00:20:41,017 --> 00:20:42,284
thank you for your time,

592
00:20:42,318 --> 00:20:44,653
we will be back with a warrant.

593
00:20:44,687 --> 00:20:49,658
(SLOW DANCE MUSIC)

594
00:20:49,692 --> 00:20:55,931
?

595
00:20:55,965 --> 00:20:57,432
Shame,

596
00:20:57,466 --> 00:20:58,633
cute kid.

597
00:20:59,535 --> 00:21:00,802
Great dinger.

598
00:21:10,084 --> 00:21:15,084
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